broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

do-you-have-a-flag:

imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom

mcish:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

he was like 12 last year? what the hell happened

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

catboysandpantieshots:

This is my favorite picture ever

noahs-snark:

strawbelevi-heichew:

nobodty:

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one of erwins brows discovered in the wild

I’M

be free

moewave:

christaofficial:

combatskirt:

"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"

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I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue

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they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing

lockserheart:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama

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erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk